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Slippery, relaxing bliss - Nuru Massage: basics, the saucy history, zen vibes.




Nuru Massage - the Basics

Alright, let’s break down the fabulous world of Nuru Massage, shall we? Picture this: one person (Me) using their entire body to give a massage to another (You). Intrigued? 

The secret sauce is the Nuru Gel. This isn’t just any gel - it’s a slippery, seaweed concoction that’s slathered on both me and the lucky you. Without this gel, you’re just two people sliding around awkwardly. Its slick consistency is what makes the full-body contact and those seamless, fluid movements possible. Think of it as the magic potion that transforms a regular massage into a Nuru Massage.


The Saucy History of Nuru Massage

Oh, gather 'round and let me regale you with the tantalizing tale of Nuru Massage—a practice with a backstory richer than a chocolate fondue. First off, let’s get the name straight: 'Nuru' comes from the Japanese word for ‘slippery’ or ‘smooth’. Yeah, because nothing says relaxation like being as slippery as a buttered eel, right?

Now, in Japan, Nuru Massage isn’t just some run-of-the-mill rubdown. Oh no, it’s got a VIP pass in the cultural hall of fame. Traditionally, this technique wasn't just about unwinding or melting away stress. It was a strategic maneuver for sparking intimacy and bonding between partners. Think of it as the ancient Japanese equivalent of Netflix and chill.


Setting the Scene for Nuru massage (before you arrive):

Preparing for a Nuru Massage is where the magic happens. Once my body feels smooth, clean and perfectly groomed, I focus on creating the intimate vibe, because if the ambience is off, your relaxing experience will be too. 

I need a setting that screams “relaxation” louder than a yoga retreat. Think dimmed lights and soft, relaxing music.The goal is to make the room so cozy and inviting that both of us so that we forget about the outside world and focus solely on the massage.

Oh, and let’s not forget about the temperature. I keep the room warm and toasty because, spoiler alert, a Nuru Massage involves a lot of skin-to-skin action. You don’t want to be shivering like you’re at the North Pole when you’re supposed to be having a serene, intimate moment.


The Must-Haves for a Nuru Massage

So, you're ready to dive into the world of Nuru Massage? Well, don’t hold your horses, because I have all the gear you need to make this slippery adventure a success. 


Here’s the lowdown on the essentials:

Nuru Gel in a bamboo bowl: NGEL is the star of the show. This isn’t your average massage oil. Nope, we’re talking about a special, slippery gel made from Nori seaweed. It’s what makes all those smooth, gliding movements possible. Think of it as the secret sauce of Nuru Massage - without it, you’re just rubbing elbows, literally.

A Comfortable Surface: Spoiler alert, things are about to get messy and doing it on a  living room carpet won’t cut it. I own a waterproof bedsheet and the gel is heated to a cozy temperature before you even arrive, because who wants to be greeted by a cold, slimy surprise?

Towels: These are my fluffy best friends for cleanup duty afterward. Trust me, after all that slipping and sliding, you’ll be grateful for these unsung heroes.

With these materials in hand, we are both set to embark our Nuru Massage journey.


Post-Massage Steps: The Aftermath

Alright, so you've survived the slippery adventure of a Nuru Massage - the fun doesn’t stop once I stop sliding. Take some time to bask in the post-massage glow. Relax, unwind, and savour the zen vibes. 

Rinse Off: I help you to rinse off that Nuru Gel with warm water in my shower.

A good rinse will do the trick.  Let's chat about the experience, tell me what rocked your world and what we can tweak for next time. After all, there’s always room for improvement in the world of slippery, relaxing bliss.


So there you have it. Blueberry Nuru massage made easy and cheeky.


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