My dildos and vibrators put up with a lot. When I have to go away for several days to focus on non-sex work projects, they obligingly stay in my flat looking after my property. In November, all my toys spent days in a cold apartment because I can’t afford leaving the heating on for them… but everyone has their limits and my dildos threaten me to take strike action if I fail to provide them with warmth during my future time away.
I took this #WinterWarmth mission seriously and I started to jot down some ideas on keeping my dildos warm without having the heating on:
Adopt neighbour’s cat for the night
It's a great idea to keep warm and feel less lonely but I don’t want my dildos to be covered in cat’s fur. On top of that I would need at least 5 cats per night to keep all my toys happy.
Stop shaving
Letting hair grow freely anywhere on a body provides an extra layer of insulation for keeping a body cozy and warm.
Eat a gingerbread man
It is thought that ginger increases blood circulation and therefore body temperature.
Get some friends
…and invite these individuals to play a ball-throwing game in your living room - This should instantly heat up the room.
Use Calcium Chloride To Warm Up
It sounds dangerous, but apparently it’s really easy to make homemade hand warmer using calcium chloride and plastic bags (You can find some basic instructions online on how to do it).
Re-use The Bath Water to fill up a hot water bottle.
Unfortunately, none of the ideas above will keep my sex toys warm and I decided to simply supply them with a stylish beanie hat and a scarf.
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Nothing like my cuddles can make the cold winter months bearable! I'm the hot chocolate of hugs: warming you up from the inside out! So don't be a snowman, come get a hug and make the winter months a little more cozy!